Tuesday, November 4, 2008

The Love Program

#include

#include
#include
#define SB beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);
if(lady = = SB )
sugar++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}

if(reply = = "GAALI")
main(); // go back and repeat the process
else if(reply = = "SANDAL ")
exit(1);
else if(reply = = "I U")
{
lover = SB ;
= (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
sugar++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time = = 3.00)
goto park;

park:
{
for(time=4.00;time<=5.00;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}
free(lover);
return(home);
}

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